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Natalia Svoren                                     jan,22-25 2019          

Drink this every day before going to school. This concoction garentees school day survival with very few (if any) emotional explosions, delemas or screaming. 

- 3 cups of fake smiles
- 1 ½ cups of liquid brain fog

Bread 

I have many times labeled myself as a dog person and most definitely not a cat person. I believe that I have more insight than most into this topic because I have had both cats and dogs.

 
Aaron is inspired by the character Jake Barlow from Nothing But the Truth.
Aaron: Welcome back folks. In our last segment you watched our three new interns get pied in the face!      

Interviewer: Hello Guys, Gals, Nonbinary pals, and all you lovely celestial objects. I’m Gary and today we’re here with Astro, the famous star who changed the universe. Astro, tell us a little bit about yourself!

When I was young and rambunctious I used to chase my grandmother around while making funny faces at her.

When I was young, my grandmother told me to not stick my hand out the window while she was driving. When I asked why, she would say that my arm would fly off and I’d never get it back.