Humor
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- Stalk your ex-best friend from the second grade on Instagram. Accidentally like a picture from 2004.
- Ask your doctor if Lyrimera is right for you.
- Tape googly eyes to furniture.
- Try to break the Guinness World Record
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The glass is half empty, but it's also half full
It's sunny outside!
listen to the birds chirp!
Yay! It's more than 60 degrees!
Sigh.
The bugs are out,
and there is still a wind-chill.
When we're in lockdown,
I can try so many new things! -
Funnyness! (I think thats how you spell that?)
I think we need some humor, soooo I gathered up some funny words! hope you like!
1. Blasphemy
2. Gobsmacked
3. Cattywampus
4. Bumfuzzle
5. Gardyloo
6. Taradiddle
7. Billingsgate
8. Snickersnee -
Snapping Turtle
snapping turtle,
my yard
last night
I saluted to him
he didn't salute back
I was disappointed so I went for a ride down the road on my bike
I rode over to my neighbor’s horse -
Smart boy Topher
We got my dog, Topher, 2 weeks ago, and are teaching him to sit. So one day I was doing my schoolwork, and Topher came up to me with his treat bag. (I have no idea how he got it.) He dropped it in my lap, and sat down, looking at me expectantly. -
Teacher VS Zoom
Mrs cooper fin’lly switched to zoom
It took her very long,
I’m guessing that it was because
She couldn’t turn it on.
But now she fin’lly sent the link,
We were surprised she dared.
But when we answered to the call -
2020-2021 challenge idea
how would it feel to be an animal? wright about your faorite animal and what there life would be out in the wild or in a cozy home. -
A Strange Rendition of Julius Caesar
Once upon a time there was a really great guy.
Why was he so great?
Shush, he just was. People cheered when he came home victorious from war.
Oh no, that’s so sad. Who did he kill? -
The Joke (part two)
Hey you gess what I'm back and I got more jokes (by the way sorry if I say the same joke from last time) The first one is... What hired killer nerver goes to jail... An exterminator!... Nows the part when you laugh. Ready for another one... -
The Joke
Hey, Hey you... Yes you who else is reading this paper. Pardon me... but do you want to hear a joke?... You do? Great! Why did the students eat their homwork? -
the best jokes about CAPITAL LETTERS
1.) I just got a job helping a one arm typist do capital letters.
It’s shift work.
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A Really Weird Dream
Once I dreamt
that there were
giraffes in my yard
I went outside
to see them
and they went
to the backyard
and I followed them
There were five giraffes
and one gray kitten
and I spoke to them
and they spoke back