Humor

When my grandparents get into an agrument...

"What are we gonna have for dinner?" Wyatt says.
"Well I think imma cook hamburgers on my new grill!" Glynn says.
"I was thinking we were gonna get pizza" Patrice says.

Dear Siblings,

I would give my heart for you
and I would block a bullet
but no
you can't have my book
and you can't come in my room

Love,
Your bossy, overprotective, 
loving, caring Sister.

Something that makes you laugh.
 

Fifteen words?! Why we all are worth more than that. Here goes, Funny, and smiley 

I ran out of word Oops

"Hey sis? Are to ladies allowed to kiss each other?" asks my five year old sister Maive as I washed dishes in the sink. The water was loud, but I think I got the question.

Kid: Hey, Mom, can you get me a bag of chips?

Mom: What?

Kid: Can I have some chips?

Mom: Chips?

Kid: Yes.

Mom: What about 'em?

Kid: Can I have some?

Mom: Can you have some chips?

Of course its cold!
I mean, why wouldn't it be at this point?
I should have known, it should have been expected.
Time to get out them winter boots
Time to find them winter coats

Mom: I need to call my mom. Brrrrriiiiiiinnnnnggggg!!!!!!

Grandma: Hello?

Mom: Hey, Ma.

Grandma: Who is this?

Mom: It's your daughter.

Grandma: Who?

Mom: Your daughter, Katherine.

2 Santa
 

I've been soooo good this year. I believe that I should get everything on my list:

Martha: (Blowing bubble gum) Hey, Gale!

Gale: Hey, Martha! What's up?

Martha: Nothing much. Just blowing some BUBBLE YUMM.

Gale: Cool! Got any extra?

Martha: Heck no! I ate all of it!

The classic breakfast that everyone loves.

Waffles.

Their gooey syrup,

their hunky chunky butter,

their brilliantly sweet berries.

I love them.

You love them.

We all love them!

a short list of delightful things that happen when you have low blood pressure . . .