Stalk your ex-best friend from the second grade on Instagram. Accidentally like a picture from 2004.Ask your doctor if Lyrimera is right for you.Tape googly eyes to furniture.Try to break the Guinness World Record for loudest burp.Write the first chapter of your autobiography, in case you ever become famous.Drive around just to look out of the window and pretend you’re in a music video.Try to solve a crossword puzzle. Give up to take a BuzzFeed quiz to see what Veggie Tales character you are.Watch veterans come home. Cry.Memorize the lyrics to the rap part of Justin Bieber’s “Baby.”Stage an intervention for your peanut-M&M-addicted friend, who’s allergic to peanuts. And chocolate.Learn Tai Chi. Knock over your mother’s antique Persian vase.Have a conversation with Siri instead of going to a therapist.Online shop. Ignore the fact that you’re too broke to afford anything.Decorate your Christmas tree, no matter what time of the year it is.Make a list of things to do instead of actually working.Originally published on medium.com
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