Humor

Hey, Hey you... Yes you who else is reading this paper. Pardon me... but do you want to hear a joke?... You do? Great! Why did the students eat their homwork?

 1.) I just got a job helping a one arm typist do capital letters.
It’s shift work.
   

Once I dreamt
that there were
giraffes in my yard
I went outside
to see them
and they went
to the backyard
and I followed them
There were five giraffes
and one gray kitten
and I spoke to them
and they spoke back

When my grandparents get into an agrument...

"What are we gonna have for dinner?" Wyatt says.
"Well I think imma cook hamburgers on my new grill!" Glynn says.
"I was thinking we were gonna get pizza" Patrice says.

Dear Siblings,

I would give my heart for you
and I would block a bullet
but no
you can't have my book
and you can't come in my room

Love,
Your bossy, overprotective, 
loving, caring Sister.

Something that makes you laugh.
 

Fifteen words?! Why we all are worth more than that. Here goes, Funny, and smiley 

I ran out of word Oops

"Hey sis? Are to ladies allowed to kiss each other?" asks my five year old sister Maive as I washed dishes in the sink. The water was loud, but I think I got the question.

Kid: Hey, Mom, can you get me a bag of chips?

Mom: What?

Kid: Can I have some chips?

Mom: Chips?

Kid: Yes.

Mom: What about 'em?

Kid: Can I have some?

Mom: Can you have some chips?

Of course its cold!
I mean, why wouldn't it be at this point?
I should have known, it should have been expected.
Time to get out them winter boots
Time to find them winter coats

Mom: I need to call my mom. Brrrrriiiiiiinnnnnggggg!!!!!!

Grandma: Hello?

Mom: Hey, Ma.

Grandma: Who is this?

Mom: It's your daughter.

Grandma: Who?

Mom: Your daughter, Katherine.

2 Santa
 

I've been soooo good this year. I believe that I should get everything on my list: