low blood pressure runs in the family
a short list of delightful things that happen when you have low blood pressure . . .
Humor
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giant goat problems.
life was hard. that's it. period. but you people didn't have to come and make it even harder! now I have to deal with a giant goat! and common! it's not even a cute giant goat! -
SNEKS!!!!!! DUH. THAT'S MY TITLE.
:Y :Y :Y :Y :Y :Y :Y :Y :Y :Y SNEKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I I I I I I I I I I -
the moon
the moon
the great, full, pimple of the sky.
yous welcome.
I enjoyed sharin my wisdom. -
To the Human Citizens of Earth
Human Citizens of Earth, -
I Before E Except After C...
I before E except after C. -
Thanos' version of peace
Hello. Thanos is here today. The meaning of peace is the balanced universe of people poor and rich, young and old, small and big. The only way to balance the universe is by wiping out half the universe's population. Snap. -
the weirdest conversation of my short time owning a phone
ASH BLUNT'S ROOM
maybelle Peterson, typing. . . -
telling my mind to shut up
my mind: Hmm
me: please be quiet
my mind: you be quiet, your complaining aint helping me figure out this cube root problem
me: frig cube roots, and shut up so I can sleep -
The encouraging, skeptical Violin Teacher
Hold the bow I say to you,
Round the pinky also.
The way you stand is just so bland
And pay attention will you?
I know you can do it,
It just takes time,
Practice energy and your mind.
Follow the rhythm, -
Robot
If you were a comic book character who would you be and why?
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To Be Or Not To Make Sense
The Writing of Nonesense
by futurefemalepitcher
Nonsenical writing is not too difficult.
Nor is it the way it should be.
However,
it is certainly the way it should be five miles out on the ocean with no one to talk to.