Humor

Mom: I need to call my mom. Brrrrriiiiiiinnnnnggggg!!!!!!

Grandma: Hello?

Mom: Hey, Ma.

Grandma: Who is this?

Mom: It's your daughter.

Grandma: Who?

Mom: Your daughter, Katherine.

2 Santa
 

I've been soooo good this year. I believe that I should get everything on my list:

Martha: (Blowing bubble gum) Hey, Gale!

Gale: Hey, Martha! What's up?

Martha: Nothing much. Just blowing some BUBBLE YUMM.

Gale: Cool! Got any extra?

Martha: Heck no! I ate all of it!

The classic breakfast that everyone loves.

Waffles.

Their gooey syrup,

their hunky chunky butter,

their brilliantly sweet berries.

I love them.

You love them.

We all love them!

a short list of delightful things that happen when you have low blood pressure . . .

life was hard. that's it. period. but you people didn't have to come and make it even harder! now I have to deal with a giant goat! and common! it's not even a cute giant goat!

:Y :Y :Y :Y :Y :Y :Y :Y :Y :Y  SNEKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 I    I    I   I   I    I   I    I   I    I  

the moon
the great, full, pimple of the sky. 
yous welcome.
I enjoyed sharin my wisdom. 

Human Citizens of Earth, 

I before E except after C.

Hello. Thanos is here today. The meaning of peace is the balanced universe of people poor and rich, young and old, small and big. The only way to balance the universe is by wiping out half the universe's population. Snap.

ASH BLUNT'S ROOM

maybelle Peterson, typing. . .