The Thing Itself, part 1, Anna

The Thing Itself, part 1, Lexi

This thing we’re talking about? You mean the purple cow in my mams driveway? yeah, I might have been a part of that, but honestly it was my friends who convinced me to do it.

When I got to my room in dads fancy mansion, the first thing I did was log onto my Email to check and see if the cow had been delivered, and sure enough, it had, delivered, and therefore discovered.   So I start to do my homework pretending to be completely innocent, when my dad comes into the room with a stormy look on his face.  As soon as I see his face, I put an extra innocent face on and ask him what he wants. “Your mother just called saying that she has a 6 meter PURPLE COW IN HER DRIVEWAY!”