Fifteen words?! Why we all are worth more than that. Here goes, Funny, and smiley 

I ran out of word Oops

Of course its cold!
I mean, why wouldn't it be at this point?
I should have known, it should have been expected.
Time to get out them winter boots
Time to find them winter coats
Don't get me started on the amount of hot chocolate that must be bought.
Do you have salt?
Not to eat of course-
but to make sure you don't break your neck during the holiday season.
Fa- la- la -la la, la-la-la - AAHHHHH! 
We must be prepared!
Whose got them shovels, the snowblowers,
the cozy blankets and extra socks.
Don't forget the cough drops!
cause we do not need you barking like a dog during caroling! 
si-i-lent n- ACHOOOO!
Yup.
Of course its cold!
I mean, its just not the holiday season without a little frost bite and some snowmen.
So get out them sleds cause
WINTERS COMING IN HOT! and its gonna get cold!

a short list of delightful things that happen when you have low blood pressure . . .

- your feet falling asleep at random times. when you try to stand up, sometimes your leg just gives out and you flail around on your jelly leg before crashing to the ground.
- when you stand up too fast, you are overwhelmed in never ending darkness for a couple of seconds before your head stops spinning. it's quite the roller coaster ride!
- when the temp is getting icy, your fingers do to. they stay yellowish white for around five minutes before a tingling sensation occurs and your fingers return to a natural color ten minutes later.

 I did it! I ran away from home. I wonder what my parents are thinking. I hope they are full on freaking out. Last time I ran away from home, it only took them 30.567 seconds to find me. That is one of the cons about being a five year old girl in this day and age. It’s not like I’m allowed to drive anywhere. Anyways, I didn’t even make it a block away from home before I stopped running, started crying, ate all of my rations (a peanut butter and jelly sandwich), and then my parents took me home. But this time will be different, I just know it. Wait a second, I forgot my toothbrush! How am I supposed to survive on my own without my toothbrush? That means I have to buy a new one at the department store 10 blocks away. I can’t go that far. I’ll just start crying like last time. Too late. The hot tears are running down my cheeks just as I have an amazing idea! I’ve only been gone a minute. So what if I just go home, grab my toothbrush, and then run away.

Doritos 

their crunchy 

their savory 

their  cheesy

but why oh why

do they have to

fill the bag halfway

It’s like your paying for air

and a side of dorritos

you dont want a side of dorritos

you want a side of air

you’ll want them to last as long as possible 

not last a minute

so please for the sake of humanity 

dont fill the bag halfway 

 

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Human Citizens of Earth, 

As the Assistant Warden of Galactic Sector IMB452643, I am responsible for your solar system and thus am deeply concerned about the condition in which you are leaving your planet. In your Earth degrees, the average surface temperature of your planet has risen about 0.9℃. (I’m using Celsius here because American measurement systems are weird.) At this rate, the Arctic ice cap will melt by mid-century. That, in case you didn’t realize, means no more polar bears along with a whole host of terrible things. Please don’t wreck your planet. Our sector has had a clean record for millennia. If you ruin that, my boss will blame it on me and Carla from Sector IMB452645 will gloat for ages. 
Here is a list of other reasons to keep the earth alive and healthy, seeing as you apparently need help. 

 Trust me, you will not like Earth better heated. You don’t stick ice cream in the microwave, do you? 

I like potatoes. What can I say? I like them mashed, sliced, even raw sometimes. Potatoes are great. I once had a potato in my kitchen. That potato just sat there for so long. One day I named it. Billy was his name. I brought him upstairs to my room. I would just sit there and talk to this potato. He eventually became known as Billy the Therapist potato. No one knew this but me. On one sad day, my mother came into my room. She saw Billy. I had drawn a little face on dear Billy. My mother thought this was utterly ridiculous. When I got home that day, we had potato soup for dinner. I love potato soup. But after dinner I had gone upstairs to tell my dear Billy about my day… You probably can imagine my horror when I entered my room and Billy was not in his usual place. My mother had fed me my best friend for dinner. I never forgave her. But, I never stopped making little potato friends. One of my creations was a gorgeous rainbow potato. I had loved her very much.