How The Dinosaurs Got Wiped Out



Now, you might be thinking “wWell, that's easy” and then say something like “They were killed by a volcano” or “an asteroid destroyed them.“ If you are thinking this about dinosaurs then you are wrong. These are all “COMPLETELY” true. 

Now I will tell you the “very first reason” that may have been why the dinosaurs went extinct. The very first reason was that the T-Rex game stopped making money. The reason that this would have killed the dinosaurs is that they would have no money to buy the dinosaurs BBQ chicken and salad. 
Apr 30

A Penguins Inaugural Speech

Hello my fellow penguins,

Today we gather here because I have been elected squakedent. For all you humans here, you would call me your president. Even though I am not yet officially squakedent yet, we must go over some rules. 

1.When it is cold out I will always get to be in the middle. 
2.When I am hungry I will send out random penguins to get me food. If you don’t satisfy me with me food then something bad shall happen. 
3.If penguins come back with food and I am hungry I have every right to take their food. 
4.If we are attacked by other animals and need to evacuate I shall be the first one to get the tunnels. 
5.I shall be treated with the upmost respect like a king.

Aiden and Jaxson's Comedy Show

Joke: Why did Aiden throw his watch out the window? 

Answer: To see time fly.

Joke: What do you call the bad fish?

 Answer: A bull shark.

What did the big firecracker say to the little firecracker? 

Answer: I’ve got more pop than you.

  What did the ocean say to the other ocean?

 Answer: They just waved.

 What do you call a grizzly with no socks? 

Answer: Bear foot. 

 

The Magic Remote Thingy

I have a pet septic tank. Hi, my name is Flama Glorpson. I am a normal kid, except that I like math, reading andI have no friends. All Right, maybe I’m not the most normal kid, but I do like tacos and melted ice cream. Also, my favorite movie is the Peppa Pig Christmas special.

Alright, let's skip to the chase. Everyone likes car chases just like in Peppa Pig.

Anyway, there's not gonna be a car chase, but there will be a magical remote dropped from above that controls time. You may be wondering how it happened, and the thing is, a walrus threw it at me. It bounced off my rump and went 100,000 feet in the air. A couple of hours later, while I was massaging my sore rump, it then hit me in the face.

Allright, now we're all caught up. 

Now the remote is going into the yard. With one gulp, my pet septic tank (Dut Tud) swallows it!!!!! All of a sudden, I felt a weird sensation and the world I knew disappeared. 

The Magic Remote Thingy

I have a pet septic tank. Hi, my name is Flama Glorpson. I am a normal kid, except that I like math, reading andI have no friends. All Right, maybe I’m not the most normal kid, but I do like tacos and melted ice cream. Also, my favorite movie is the Peppa Pig Christmas special.

Alright, let's skip to the chase. Everyone likes car chases just like in Peppa Pig.

Anyway, there's not gonna be a car chase, but there will be a magical remote dropped from above that controls time. You may be wondering how it happened, and the thing is, a walrus threw it at me. It bounced off my rump and went 100,000 feet in the air. A couple of hours later, while I was massaging my sore rump, it then hit me in the face.

Allright, now we're all caught up. 

Now the remote is going into the yard. With one gulp, my pet septic tank (Dut Tud) swallows it!!!!! All of a sudden, I felt a weird sensation and the world I knew disappeared. 

Jaxson and Aiden't Comedy Show

Joke: Why did Aiden throw his watch out the window? 

Answer: To see time fly.

Joke: What do you call the bad fish?

 Answer: A bull shark.

What did the big firecracker say to the little firecracker? 

Answer: I’ve got more pop than you.

What did the ocean say to the other ocean?

 Answer: They just waved.

 What do you call a grizzly with no socks? 

Answer: Bear foot. 

 
Apr 24

The Fairy's Meal

If you’ve never dinned with a fairy then consider yourself lucky. They take hours to decide what they want and then they get their meals, decide they don’t like it, and then they have to order something else. It’s horrid. Just listen to what happened. 


The first 30 minutes the fairy spent trying to decide what she wanted. 


When she finally chose, it took another 20 minutes to get our food. I had gotten BBQ ribs, and the fairy got a tuna fish salad with clam chowder and a side of chocolate mouse.


Low and behold, the fairy decided she didn’t like her absolute complex meal and ordered something else, just as complex. One rack of BBQ ribs, one huge bowl of minestrone soup, and chicken fingers on the side.


Now we’ve spent and hour and a half and we haven’t even eaten our food yet.




2 hours in and we’ve finished everything. FINALLY. Dinner shouldn’t take 2 hours.



Apr 21

Read this carefully...

Mar 22

Geometry

the hypotenuse ate
from an elliptical plate

it had come to dine
on square roots and pi

when

the triangle made a sine
and spoke in parabolas--

its angle was obtuse
wandering off on tangents

with hyperbolic attitude
that fed on small degrees

in manner equilateral
it looked isosceles--

the triangle dangled loose
then gulped the hypotenuse

 
Mar 18

The missing tree

By Max Leibon, 16, Post Mills, VT

A stunted, scraggly tree sat amongst a few crumpled beer cans and soggy fast food wrappers in a small patch of greying and equally scraggly grass by the side of a highway somewhere in New England. A few dewdrops fell from its branches, forming a small, murky puddle at its base. The dreary November morning allowed little sun through its grey, cloud-laden sky, and what did get through, the tree greedily soaked up with the few leaves still hanging on to its thin, gnarled branches. The tree’s roots wormed their way through the dusty and far-from-nutritious soil, lapping up the minerals they found with vigor bordering on obsession.
Mar 12
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Ending Racism One Black Square at a Time

Like every teenager, I’m completely obsessed with Instagram. I always spend at least 9 hours brainlessly scrolling through my feed every day. Instagram is the first thing I look at in the morning and the last thing before going to bed each night. But the time I spend on the app continues to pay off. Thanks to my dedication, I’m becoming a bit of a social media influencer. I have a couple of hundred followers and always get like a ton of likes and comments on my posts. At this rate, I’ll probably be verified in a couple of months! 

The Fundamentals

Why is everything? 


what is a human? 



 

Jan 08
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The Tree


A stunted, scraggly tree sat amongst a few crumpled beer cans and soggy fast food wrappers in a small patch of greying and equally scraggly grass by the side of a highway somewhere in New England. A few dewdrops fell from its branches, forming a small, murky puddle at its base. The dreary November morning allowed little sun through its grey, cloud-laden sky, and what did get through, the tree greedily soaked up with the few leaves still hanging on to its thin, gnarled branches. The tree’s roots wormed their way through the dusty and far-from-nutritious soil, lapping up the minerals they found with vigor bordering on obsession. The tree paid little attention to these things. It was busy making a plan. You see, the tree had been there since it was a seed, and had worked hard to earn itself a place among the ill-kempt grass and Bud Lite cans, only to be ignored by just about everyone. As you might expect, it was rather fed up with it all.
Dec 30

A New Year- a Tiny Writes Conversation

This is inspired by Treblemaker's post "Boop. A Tiny Writes Conversation". Also, I'm sorry for changing a little bit of the wording from the original text on Tiny Writes. I had to make it more "poetic".

A little "poem" of rhyming created on Tiny Writes as a "Goodbye!" to 2020:

It's almost the end of this horrific year!
I think this calls for lots of cheer!
Hurray! A new beginning is almost near,
let's jump into it without any fear!

Lot's of laughter – can't you hear?
And many smiles, not one tear!
Let all the misfortune disappear,
give a toast and raise your glass of beer!

Written by Roses, Treblemaker, Moonsand, Crescent_Moon, dogpoet and Mysticat.
Dec 21

Understand

Do you understand
Why glue doesn't stick to the inside of the bottle?

Do you understand
Why the word "abbreviation" is so long?

Do you understand
Why your feet smell and your nose runs?

Do you understand
Why apples float in the sink?

Do you understand
Life?
Dec 17
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Customer service

Hearing footsteps approching the couch, Ember looked up from her laptop. Her sister April stood beside their ring-stained coffee table. She was wearing her workout clothes, a pair of  black shorts, a light pink T-shirt, with her brown hair tied back into a short ponytail to finish. “Whatcha doing?” April asked. 

“Finishing up my chemistry assignment.” Ember said, closing her laptop. “Are you off to the tennis court?”

“Yep! Do you wanna come with? It’s really sunny out.”

“Maybe later, I’m just gonna take a break.”  All the equations and formulas are still rattling around in her head, god she needed a break.

Instead of leaving, April seemed to be contemplating something. 
Dec 15

Lesson learned ?

                            Sometimes scars come from heroic acts of bravery.
                            Sometimes they are badges worn by the rescued. 
                 Sometimes they cannot be seen, only uncovered in time by trust. 

 



                                               And sometimes, you want a bagel. 


 

  It's one of those things that's a bad idea, but everyone does it anyway.....

Dec 04
humor 0 comments challenge: Babble
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Babble

First, think of the coler of the clowds. Necst, think of the coler of sno. Now, think of the coler of a bright full moon. Now anser kwikly wut do cows drink?

Anser: Milk

How is seven difirent from the rest of the numbers between whon and ten?

Anser:  Seven has tu silabulls and the other numbers ownlee have whon silabull.

Leif's Mad Libs


As Rey and BB8 walked along the adjective dessert, they felt an adjective breeze blow on their part of your face. BB8 said something that Rey translated as ”Those adjective nouns are trying to catch us.”  Rey looked behind them and saw a noun with a huge weapon . BB8 and Rey verbed away from it. After they had verb at 20 nouns, they decided to stop. “ I verb like the element  when a animal  is  verb ending in ing me.” said Rey.
Nov 02

Car Breakdown

A while ago, a month I think, my car broke down. I was on a freeway, and I was just barely able to pull onto the side. I got out, and waited for a car to stop. I could've sent for a tow truck, but I didn't want to waste the money and I didn't think that I would get any service out there. Anyway, I waited for a car to stop. Oddly, no one did. I thought I saw someone laughing at me, too. After an hour, someone finally stopped. They got out, and before they could say anything, I said, "What were ya doing!? I've been sitting here for an hour!" They looked surprised. "I only just came through and saw you here. Sorry for the long wait though." The next words that came out of my mouth was, "Ya dang right, sorry. You couldn't have come an hour earlier?" Then, they just left. Sped off, leaving me in the dust. Another hour went by until another person stopped. I said, "What were ya doing!? I've been sitting here for two hours!" They looked surprised.