"Mate, this guy just asked me yesterday if I wanted to join his club."
"Woah, what'd ya say?"
"Well obviously I asked him what it was about, you know?"
"Don't tell me it was some kinda cult or somethin' freaky like that."
"Geez no, he said it was a book club."
"Oh yeah? Sounds chill."
"And then I asked him if you could come, cause I thought you would love to go."
"Aww that's sweet."
"But then this jerk is like "No way your friend's got issues"
"UM RUDE"
"I KNOW"
"WHERE IS HE I'M GONNA WHOOP HIS A**"
"DON'T EVEN WORRY MATE I SMACKED HIM ALL THE WAY TO KANSAS"
"Haha oml, thanks for that"
"No problem mate, anyone that's got beef with you has got beef with me"