What are your favorite jokes/riddles? Sometimes I want to tell some, but have a hard time thinking of good ones that people haven't heard before.
EliBella
VT
14 years old
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I’ve been telling the same one for years because it’s so stupid:
Why do fish swim in salt water?
Pepper makes them sneeze!
I’ve always found this one adorable :)
I made this joke a while ago:
What do you call a cow that's sorry for its actions?
Utterly ashamed.
I'M SORRY IT'S SO PAINFUL-
I love that you made that up! Do you want to hear a joke I made about an anticlimactic person?
Sure :3
That was the joke :3
Sorry for the anticlimacticness! I see how this joke can be a bit annoying.
I didn't even realize LOL-
How do you get out of a concrete room with no doors, no windows, a table and a mirror?
Ooh I like that one it makes no sense :D
Admittedly, I googled the answer, so I won't give it away, but here's a hint for anyone wondering: the answer is a play on words
This is my favorite riddle!!
As a kid, I'd work this joke into every story I wrote, no matter if it made sense or not:
Knock knock! -Who's there? Cows go. -Cows go who? No they don't, silly, they go moo!
super dumb but I loved it lol
A farmer needs to take a fox, a chicken, and a sack of grain across a river. The only way across the river is by a small boat, which can only hold the farmer and one of the three items. Left unsupervised, the chicken will eat the grain, and the fox will eat the chicken. However, the fox won’t try to eat the grain, and neither the fox nor the chicken will wander off. How does the farmer get everything across the river?
2. Why is the letter F like death?
Okay this is my last one (I’ve loved riddles pretty much since I could read 😃)
A man is trapped in a room. In the room there is a chair, a table, 2 doors, and a small hole in the ceiling 12 inches in diameter. Behind one of the doors is an extremely hungry lion that hasn't eaten in a couple of days. Behind the other door is a glass tunnel which magnifies the sun and creates temperatures so high that opening the door could kill you.
How does the man escape?
These are great! Thank you all!
Made this up on the spot: what get's angry when you take away its "p"?
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A pirate (pirate-p=irate=mad)
What was life like before the invention of the crowbar?
Crows drank at home
OMG IM USING THIS THANK UUUU
Completely unrelated but that just reminded me of the joke that goes
Two men walked into a bar. The first guy said “I’d like to order some h2o.”
The second guy said “I’d like to order some h2o too.”
Then he died.
xD Daaaaanng
also the one that goes "what'd the guy say when he walked into the bar? -ouch."
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I’ve been telling the same one for years because it’s so stupid:
Why do fish swim in salt water?
Pepper makes them sneeze!
I’ve always found this one adorable :)
I made this joke a while ago:
What do you call a cow that's sorry for its actions?
Utterly ashamed.
I'M SORRY IT'S SO PAINFUL-
I love that you made that up! Do you want to hear a joke I made about an anticlimactic person?
Sure :3
That was the joke :3
Sorry for the anticlimacticness! I see how this joke can be a bit annoying.
I didn't even realize LOL-
How do you get out of a concrete room with no doors, no windows, a table and a mirror?
Ooh I like that one it makes no sense :D
Admittedly, I googled the answer, so I won't give it away, but here's a hint for anyone wondering: the answer is a play on words
This is my favorite riddle!!
As a kid, I'd work this joke into every story I wrote, no matter if it made sense or not:
Knock knock! -Who's there? Cows go. -Cows go who? No they don't, silly, they go moo!
super dumb but I loved it lol
2. Why is the letter F like death?
Okay this is my last one (I’ve loved riddles pretty much since I could read 😃)
A man is trapped in a room. In the room there is a chair, a table, 2 doors, and a small hole in the ceiling 12 inches in diameter. Behind one of the doors is an extremely hungry lion that hasn't eaten in a couple of days. Behind the other door is a glass tunnel which magnifies the sun and creates temperatures so high that opening the door could kill you.
How does the man escape?
These are great! Thank you all!
Made this up on the spot: what get's angry when you take away its "p"?
...
...
...
A pirate (pirate-p=irate=mad)
What was life like before the invention of the crowbar?
Crows drank at home
OMG IM USING THIS THANK UUUU
Completely unrelated but that just reminded me of the joke that goes
Two men walked into a bar. The first guy said “I’d like to order some h2o.”
The second guy said “I’d like to order some h2o too.”
Then he died.
xD Daaaaanng
also the one that goes "what'd the guy say when he walked into the bar? -ouch."
Hahaha I love that
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