Dear my true love,
I love you. I think you know that though... You are the best crayon I have ever met. White crayon, you are amazing. No other crayon looks like you. Your wax is as white as snow, and your fine pointy end is the most beautiful part about you. Before I met you, I drank this really strange dark pink juice. But that doesn't matter. All that matters is that you love me back! Tell me, do you? Because you are my favorite crayon there is! My new favorite color is white, but it used to be blue. Screw you, blue! You are the love of my life. If you don't love me back, I don't know what I will do.
I know we just met, but, will you stay with me in my heart for the rest of out lives?
Here someone comes, giving me another nice looking drink. Here we go, dinking the light pink drink. I feel weird, like something is happening to my love for you. What am I doing? Writing to a crayon? Stupid crayons. Bye now.