Socrates on Skis (Sort Of)
How peaceful it is to glide around unannounced on flat pieces of plastic they call skis. Why plastic gives you a placid feeling inside is unknown.
Humor
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The Fishy Afterlife
You see, I’m a dead fish. My name is Robert III. You may be wondering, Who would name a fish? Well, all fish have names, thank you very much. Your next question might be, Wait, if you’re dead, how are you telling this story?
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Him and his story
My mother still wants to know why he was the one. After all, for my whole life, I have wanted to be a chef, and now that I am one my life has been fulfilled. Until I met Luke, the most unlikely of all men.
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A Celestial Affair
I have never quite been
Just as confused
Than on that quiet and sad afternoon
As I lay on the ground
And watched joy abound
As the sun danced around with the moon
Although it was day
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Smoke Signal
“I swear, if you do that one more time-”
“Like this?”
“Do NOT kick that! Do you want to die?”
“Is that a threat?”
“Ugh, no.”
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Mac 'n Cheesy
“I promise this time!” Louisa cried as she watched the man across from her, desperation clogging up her throat. Eric’s shoulders sagged, as if the weight of choosing his next sentence might crush him.
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WTH Ralph
After parties are good; I like after parties.
Especially with Ralph. Ralph is my best friend, who is so funny, but in a smart, almost whimsical way. -
The Detective
The Detective
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The Unfortunate Fate of Mint Chocolate Chip
You greedy human! I can see it in your eyes, brimming with indulgence. Were three scoops not enough? Combining mint, raspberry, peanut butter and coconut? Have you no shame? You lack morality as well as taste!
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My (Past) Fear of Dogs
When I was little, I used to be scared of dogs. I'm uncertain where this fear came from, but it was powerful. So, when my parents agreed to get a dog after months of my younger brother Ben begging, I was petrified. -
A Word of Warning: Genies
Recently, a friend received an email promising them three wishes granted, in return for their social security number. -