Jeremy the pink ghost cow
A wonder to behold
He sucks out your insides and makes them into smoothies
And his existence usually goes untold.
That is, until one day
A pair of crazy cousins
Saw the truth for what it is;
Jeremy the ghost cow is real,
And he is a threat to society's bliss.
Jeremy knocks on people's windows
As the clock strikes midnight;
He moos and appears in your worst nightmare,
Gives even the bravest of kids a fright.
He's pink and transparent and scary,
He has a wife and a son and a family tree;
This ghost cow is real, I assure you
Undoubtedly NOT imaginary.
Comments
QUINN YOU DID NOT
You loved it though
You have no shame, do you?
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