Dec 05
Brancy5's picture

Fictional advice

    You may wonder what I am. I am a fictional character a figment of your imagination drawn on this itchy white paper. but I still have mighty fine suggestions.

Don't chew with your mouth open
And this ain't no pun
The stake overcooked
gotten on my awesome book
Now keep your mouth closed

Don’t fall asleep on my book
For a pillow,  you must have mistook
You drool gets on pages
The removal takes ages
All the gobbledygook

If you ever want a spouse
Stop acting like a mouse
Don't hide under the covers
Grownups don't run to their mothers
Even if you've got a case of head louse
This is what I say to you as I have always said. Although I may be a figment of your imagination there is still truth in my words.